Thursday, March 16, 2017

what is this?

It's an RPG blog I made. Next question.

Why?

Because my head is a beehive. A bunch of cute, angry, electric thought bees buzz around creating an awful racket and almost accidentally make delicious creativity honey. At least I think it is delicious. Considering my head is a beehive, all creativity honey is delicious and fuels my strange waggle-dance of role-playing. This is me selling my honey at the farmer's market of blogs. Next question.

Do you have any cool settings?

Why, yes I do, Mr. Unanimous Buzzing of Thought Bees Perfectly Mimicking a Human Voice Acting as a Surrogate Audience.

Shoot the Moon

It's Astro-Venturers invading the lunar heaven via cannon a la Voyage dans la Lunes, but more D&D fantasy, bhuddism, and gonzo stuff. Snows of heavenly detritus! Giant Sea stars, gastropodes, and other marine invertabrates! Endless legions of the beautiful, blissful dead and their pyrotechnic angels! All of this and more!

Francia Fantastica

It's Post-Napolianic magic France at the advent of the industrial revolution, but with yet more weird. Sheep-Dwarves mining their crashed planetoid ships for hyper-coal! The fallen Tarasque polluting the south with its mutagenic blood! Ghost Romans staging a coup to show how a real empire is done! Wow!

Lifgard

It's Norse myths after Ragnarok, with the Seven surviving Aesir feuding with each other and with Lif and her consort Lifthrasir, the two humans who repopulated the species. World Tree Transportation! Fire Giants being important! Competing viking kingdoms ruled by fallen gods! Whatever those weird monks are doing in their big castles! Who's this Almighty guy!?

A Near Infinite Amount of Comfy Fantasy

It's a bunch of eastern influenced western romantic fantasy, not as weird as any of the others. Probably going to be 50% of my posts.

Why did you name it "From the Pilgrim's Temple"

Because one of my favorite characters is a pilgrim with his whole destitute pantheon on his back, and I feel that ties into my obsession with making up deities and it sounds pretty nice.

This makes no sense.

That's not a question, and you're right, but I'm posting this anyway